#they baited me so good

[lynnielle]

"canon season 8 of vld is not real it can't hurt you" (I say to myself as I rock back and forth looking at klance canon art in a room of white walls)

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like

"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"

"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."

"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"

"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"

"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"

Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.

Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏

[mythalism]

girls when they remember that tevinter nights reveals that

1. solas can kill people in their sleep, large groups of people all at once, including dwarves, by giving them dreams so horrifying they bleed out of their ears and die

2. he has a massive network of spies and agents that do his bidding across all of thedas and speak about him with reverence like a true god. one blesses a fellow fallen elf by saying “the dread wolf guide your soul to peace, brother”

3. solas’s dread wolf form looks like a combination of a pride demon, a wolf, and a dragon, “lupine in appearance but the size of a high dragon, with shaggy spiked hide and six burning eyes like a pride demon” and he can fly around the fade on “wings of fire” that disperse into an army of demons/spirits

4. he shows up in this form to terrorize a group of mortalitasi who were binding spirits for a ritual, and says “YOU MEDDLE PAST YOUR UNDERSTANDING, FOOLISH MORTAL MAGES, AND IN DOING SO, YOU THREATEN ALL CREATION. YOU USE MY IDOL CARELESSLY TO VANDALIZE THE SEA OF DREAMS. NOW FEEL THE PAIN OF WHAT YOU HAVE CREATED. FROM THIS MOMENT, SHOULD YOU EVER BIND A SPIRIT, THEN YOUR LIFE IS MINE.”

[cerealmonster15]

well he did his best. i think. 😔

[officialmiintee]

wind breaker time! Bofurin first years !!

[pothosrays]

curious. lol

[bixels]

Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP? 

Sparity.

[butchharts]

the way I tried to serve face after bawling my fucking eyes out 😭😭😭

[bromcommie]

steve was really like I don’t know how to meet new people in the 21st century all the guys I loved are dead I can never find someone with shared life experience I’m extremely self-isolated and I prefer it that way. and then went and made an unbreakable bond for life in the first five minutes of the movie by just annoying the shit out of a random jogger on the street

[yourlittlettoy]

🚨HI HELLO I finally met @itsticklishme23 (my actual soul sister) for the first time and she’s everything I could have ever dreamed of 😍🥰😘💕🥳

We’re whispering about how stinki we think all of the lers are 😉🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏿‍♀️ nothing dangerous about doing that in the positions we are in I’m sure���. 👀😇

[winonaparadise]

Who did you go to for your ffs, I’m looking for recs and I really love your face card x

anon, you are either trolling or after my own heart. this is my father's face unadulterated, just with the home-hair-stylings of Brad Mondo youtube tutorials and two lamps as key-lights. If I'm ever able to afford FFS, I will be asking for recommendations just the same lol <3

[gunsatthaphan]

also saw someone on twitter saying this is how you do promo shoots for an actual romcom and like yes. take notes @ THK lmao.

[skunkes]

[wynandcore]

Quick redraw of a shot in the Tron Asterisk trailer. I’m so excited to see my psychotic boy on the big screen!!

Also had to doodle the tweaked threads he was sporting. I’m really liking the 1982 boots, so silly

And. This? That very brief clip of overlaying programs reminded me of the uomo universale okay

[jasper-crow]

Ya know, I know I've seen the butches I follow on here talk about the phantom dick feeling when they are strap fucking someone. But I haven't seen any femmes talking about our end of it.

Because y'all?? When a butch is desperately rutting into you with a strap, and you feel them tip over the edge? Pinning you down and hilting into you, grunting as they pump you full of cum?

You can Feel that warm feeling spread inside you as they fill you up. And you feel yourself getting fuller and fuller as they keep going giving you load after load 😵‍💫💖

[topaziraphale]

"Stop saying Crowley won't help Aziraphale in S3 he'd go back to him in a HEARTBEAT and nothing would stop him" I get it no one likes the idea of Crowley being bitter after what happened for a long period of time but like can we at least acknowledge that he's currently going through probably the most emotional pain in his life since falling? Can we agree that he's opened his heart entirely - something you couldn't pay him to do unless the world is literally ending and he's desperate - to Aziraphale, and got shot down? Can we understand that he did it AGAIN only to lose Aziraphale again? Not that what Aziraphale did isn't without Crowley's own shortcomings (hiding the truth of Heaven's cruelty from him) but like,,,,

The appeal here isn't Scorned Crowley Doesn't Love Aziraphale Anymore, or Never Wants To Help Him Again, the appeal here is Crowley learning enough self respect to not just walk back right to Aziraphale like nothing happened after Aziraphale has had a pattern of consistently refusing him. Going years ping-ponging between "We're not friends I don't even know him" to "That's what friends are for right?" and "We're friends, why would you even say anything?" and "Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon!"

Like I get it, Crowley is a heartbreakingly forgiving person. Of course he's gonna forgive Aziraphale, I'll be surprised if he didn't forgive him by the time he walked out the bookshop door, but gdi he could at least grant himself the luxury of being at least a little irritated for longer than however long it takes to make a globe and some books float and angrily cry out to God in his flat. But due to the change of pace and dynamic that is establishing part of the conflict for Season 3, I just really like the idea of him for ONCE prioritizing himself and being like "Okay, fine. We'll get back at it when you're ready, then," instead of just taking Aziraphale back like his words and actions meant nothing to him, when clearly they have an effect on him.

What is Aziraphale going to learn if Crowley just accepts what he did so quickly, like he always has the entire time they've been friends? Idk maybe I'm just projecting too much darkness on their dynamic but I mean, if the pattern of Aziraphale pushing Crowley away/disrespecting him one day and then being fine with his friendship the next + Crowley never stopping to be like "Hey, that's not cool, at least give me a little credit" or smth was fine all along and will continue to be fine in the future, then why, after 6,000 years of being friends and loving this demon, can Aziraphale still not accept that Crowley is just fine the way he is, and instead got excited to promote him to an angel in a heartbeat once the opportunity presented itself? You can't blame all of it on Heaven when Aziraphale has demonstrated his free will/defiance to Heaven so many times. Or, I don't know, I guess maybe we can? Maybe I'm just craving too much angst to the point where I'm letting it cloud my analysis of canon. Idk.